A haiku
The black winter sky
from which the snowflakes tumble—
look, an airplane! Wow!
[DINGER MAGAZINE would like to issue an apology for the above haiku. Although the poem does match the parameters of the haiku’s form, we feel its content is trivial and does not reflect our commitment to delivering thought-provoking, exceptional writing to our readers. We have fired our Haiku editor, Salman Rushdie, and in the future will devote our many resources to executing him in accordance with Ayatollah Khomeini’s fatwa.]