A parody of "Born to Run" that only really works if Springsteen ever comes out as like a Covid conspiracy theorist guy, like a Joe Rogan or RFK JR type guy

In the day, we sweat it out on the streets unencumbered by Covid-19
Yes, we may be sick, but the government can’t make us quarantine
Faucci lying from behind his mask
(Remember, this joke only works if Springsteen ever comes out as anti-vax)

Woah!

mRNA giving children autism
(Again, this is predicated on the premise that this would be a humorous parody of “Born to Run” if Springsteen ever started peddling Covid misinformation)
We gotta get out while we’re young
‘Cuz tramps like us, baby, we were born to run!

[I know what you’re thinking. No, I didn’t forget to change the last two lines. Are you kidding?! They’re iconic! You’d have to be a fool to change those lines, even for a song parody! Yeah right … when YOU’VE sold more than 140 MILLION albums, THEN you can come back and talk to me about changing the ending. Fucking idiot.]