An Ode to Dirty Dumps
Dirty dumps
Dirty dumps
Dirty dumps
Every morning,
dirty dumps
When you wake up,
dirty dumps
Right after coffee,
dirty dumps
Dirty dumps
Dirty dumps
Dirty dumps
[NOTE: this post assumes a widespread adoption in the American vernacular of the phrase “dirty dumps” to mean the bowel movement or movements one has soon after waking in the morning. DINGER MAGAZINE would sincerely appreciate if you added “dirty dumps” to your daily vocabulary.]