Ben Folds Five corner

“Ben Folds Five?” “Ben folds five” what? Ben folds five towels and puts them in the linen closet? Well, sorry for not being impressed, mister, but that’s just what’s expected of you on laundry day!

[At time of publication, DINGER MAGAZINE would like to note that it has not heard anything about Ben Folds for almost a decade, possibly because Mr. Folds retired, or was cancelled, or died, or due to a lack of interest. Additionally, DINGER MAGAZINE has no editorial desire or curiosity to check such basic facts about Mr. Folds. DINGER MAGAZINE stands in solidarity with any hypothetical victims of Mr. Folds, and/or salutes Mr. Folds’ lifetime commitment to the arts and offers our best wishes to the Folds family during this time of grief.]