Cool names for NBA players

Johnny Basketball

The Slam Man

Dunk Dunk Goose

Even More Magical Johnson

Basket Maker

Trick Shot Jim

The Scary Man

Better Bronny

The Bad Guy of Basketball

not exactly a nickname, but wear a name tag on your jersey that says “I PUNCH”

George “Three Points” Bush

Adam Passtheball

Jake Shoottheball

Defensive Rebound

Russell Westbrook

The Average-Sized Baby

Vaguely European

Twisters McGee!

Bigass Whiteguy

The Guy from the Celtics Who had a Bisexual Threesome with your Parents