Cool names for NBA players
Johnny Basketball
The Slam Man
Dunk Dunk Goose
Even More Magical Johnson
Basket Maker
Trick Shot Jim
The Scary Man
Better Bronny
The Bad Guy of Basketball
not exactly a nickname, but wear a name tag on your jersey that says “I PUNCH”
George “Three Points” Bush
Adam Passtheball
Jake Shoottheball
Defensive Rebound
Russell Westbrook
The Average-Sized Baby
Vaguely European
Twisters McGee!
Bigass Whiteguy
The Guy from the Celtics Who had a Bisexual Threesome with your Parents

There is actually an NBA player with the nickname "Basketball Paul"