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Football (foot·ball) noun: that big lump on your toe you’ve been meaning to get checked out.
Careerist (ca·reer·ist) noun: somebody who’s really okay with any kind of job, but just wishes all these goddamn plumbers would stop ruining the neighborhood.
Unadorned (un·adorned) adjective: come on. Seriously? How about you use your fucking brain for once, huh? It’s not that fucking hard! You big fucking baby, I’m surprised you can even wipe your own ass. You know what? My mother was right. I never should have married you!