Family corner

My older brother works as a school administrator, and let me tell ya, he really puts the “pal” in “principal.” My younger brother works in construction, and he really puts the “bro” in “broke every bone in his body when he fell 23 stories off a building he was working on and landed directly onto his fiancee who had just brought him the lunch that he left at home that morning and they both died instantly upon impact.”

I also have a sister, but we don’t talk much.