It’s not fair that women get the term “bush.” Suggestions for male pubic hair names include:
Weeping willow
Shrub-a-dub-dub
Bruhsh
A Cask of a Amantillado
George W
Broots
One Hundred Years of Hair Growth (when there’s a lot obv)
Bush?
The Hair Also Rises
Scrootum
George HW