Health corner

I went to the dentist for my yearly checkup, and my dentist told me, “It looks like you have one cavity.” And I said, “If you think that’s impressive, wait until next year … I’ll have two!” And my dentist said, “Huh?” And I said, “If you think one cavity’s impressive, wait until next year … I’ll have two!” And my dentist said, “What?” And I said, “If you think that’s impressive—” and my dentist said, “Look, I’m in the middle of cleaning your teeth, please stop trying to talk right now.” And I said, “Well, them, YOU shouldn’t have started a conversation!” And my dentist said, “What?” And I said, “If you think that’s impressive—”