Honestly, this one is bad, even by DINGER standards. I would advise not reading this post.

We likely have a better joke tomorrow. Feel free to take today off.

Lately, I’ve been watching a lot of adult videos of life-threatening medical emergencies where someone’s extreme response to an infection triggers widespread inflammation, damaging tissues and organs, potentially leading to septic shock, organ failure, and death. You could say I’m really into sepsis porn.