I was looking through the draft posts, and I’m not entirely sure what this one was meant to be. Clearly the theme is “rockets,” but to what end? idk.

Also, Rocky doesn’t fit the pattern, and “rocketshit” is just a bad pun on “rocket ship.” Huh??

Rocketshit

Elton John (obvi, he’s the Rocketman)

Sylvester Stalone (but he has to be in character as Rocky the whole time)

John Reis (but he can only play Rocket from the Crypt songs, none of that Drive Like Jehu or Hot Snakes shit) (though “Burn Pigs, Burn” by Pitchfork is sick, that one can stay)

Kevin Durant, JD Davison, and the rest of the Houston Rockets

All of the Radio City Rockettes