Juggling corner

I can’t juggle … unless you count juggling the two dates I took to the senior prom! I threw both girls up in the air in a rhythm of alternating heights without dropping them. But that juggling didn’t last long—the school quickly kicked me out of the senior prom, because I was clearly an adult in my 30s and shouldn’t be at a high school dance. If anything, throwing two teenage girls into the air in front of all the students, teachers, and chaperones really drew a lot of avoidable attention to myself. Ah, well. There’s always next year!