Pet corner

They say dogs are man’s best friend, and ancient Egyptians held cats as sacred, but neither are for me. I’d rather worship the Lord, and my best friend is my brother-in-law Don. Guys, Don is the BEST. He is always playing street hockey with his boys, and Don is SO GOOD. Honestly, Don could go pro if he really wanted. But he’s too humble for that. Another good thing about Don—his humility. Don also is just like thoughtful, ya know? Like he’s the type of guy who sends me an “Happy Birthday” card via email. Is it just some automated thing that he does for everyone? Sure. But that’s still really thoughtful, if you think about it. Don’s great. Anyway, I ran over your dog.