Polling corner

Whenever I hear about Latino voters, someone always notes, “Remember, Latino voters in Miami aren’t the same as Latino voters in south Texas, who aren’t the same as Latino voters in Los Angeles. Latino voters aren’t one monolith.” I disagree. I think all Latinos are a monolith. I literally believe all Latino voters are one monolith. And it’s my job to catch them all and reassemble them into one singular, enormous, leviathan Latino, who will rule us all with an iron fist and a bloody boot.