Tattoo corner

I decided to get a tattoo of a heart with “MOM” written in the middle. My mom was so flattered that she got a tattoo of a heart with “SON” written in the middle. My dad, not wanting to be left out, got a tattoo of a heart with “MOM + SON” written in the middle, which was a bad choice, because it looked like he was really open and proud about being in a relationship with his own mother. He also got a Prince Albert.