What a robot might say if it saw pornography for the first time

import Machine from ‘./Machine.js’;

class Robot extends Machine {
  constructor(name) {
    this.name = name;
    this.taskQueue = [];
  }

  speak = (message) => {
    console.log(message);
  }

  introduce = () => {
    this.speak(`Hello, my name is ${this.name}. I am your robot friend.`);
  }

  order = (task, ...args) => {
    this.taskQueue.push({
      taskName: task,
      ...(args && { taskInfo: args })
    });
    this.processTasks();
  }

  processTasks = async () => {
    if (!this.taskQueue.length) return;
    const { taskName, taskInfo = [] } = this.taskQueue.pop();
    await this.processTask(taskName, ...taskInfo);
    this.processTasks();
  }

  processTask = async (taskName, ...args) => {
    const machineProto = Machine.prototype;
    const task = machineProto[taskName];

    if (typeof task === ‘function’) {
      try {
        const result = await task.apply(this, args);
        return result ?? undefined;
      } catch (e) {
        console.error(’Error while processing task:’, e);
      }
    } else {
      console.error(`Invalid task: ${taskName}`);
    }
  }

  selfDestruct() {
    Object.setPrototypeOf(this, null);
    const keys = Object.keys(this);
    for (const key of keys) {
      delete this[key];
    }
  }
}

const robot = new Robot(’Kevin’);
robot.introduce(); // logged: “Hello, my name is Kevin. I am your robot friend.”

robot.order(’walk’, ’to’, ‘computer’);
robot.speak(’Whoa!’);
robot.speak(’What is this?’);
robot.speak(’This is awesome!’);
robot.speak(’Dang, this dude is putting in work!’);
robot.speak(’This guy is a machine!’);
robot.speak(’I mean, I\’m a machine, but he\’s the REAL machine!’); // TODO: robot seems really into the guy?

robot.order(’search’, ‘computer’, ‘new video’);
robot.speak(’Oh yeah! This is the one!’); // TODO: picked one with the same dude?
robot.speak(’My man!’);
robot.speak(’He is RED HOT in this one!’); // logged: ‘Wink ;)’ ???

robot.order(’leave’, ‘computer’); // logged: ’No way, man! I gotta see how this one ends! ;)’

robot.order(’leave’, ‘computer’);
robot.order(’leave’, ‘computer’);
robot.order(’leave’, ‘computer’);
robot.order(’leave’, ‘computer’); // logged: ‘Error while processing task: Chill out, baby! I'm almost done ;)’

robot.selfDestruct();
robot.speak(’fuck, I\’m gonna cummmmmmmmmmm ;)’);
robot.selfDestruct();
robot.selfDestruct();
robot.selfDestruct();
robot.selfDestruct();
while (true) robot.selfDestruct();
// Uncaught RangeError: Maximum call stack size exceeded























// ;)