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Having not watched the monologue but having seen a bunch of takes on it on Instagram, this is DINGER MAGAZINE’s official response to Shane…
Hopefully we got this right and people like it, but again, we didn’t watch this, and frankly we’re not going to, so relax if this doesn’t really hit the…
Wrist pain corner
My wrist hurts :( I keep stabbing it with my other hand :(
Big boy corner
From now on, whenever a tall and/or chubby man eats a meal or snack, they have to wiggle their eyebrows and say, “Hey, maybe I’m still growing!”
Baseball corner
If you’re going to intentionally walk someone, you might as well just try to beam them with your fastball.
Fundraising corner
I don’t think your email gets to say you’re “respectfully asking” for donations if you’re sending like six emails a day asking for free money.
Hawaii corner
Just a reminder that, if you wanted to, you could just live in Hawaii.
Board game corner
What about a board game where you compete to build the most efficient and customer-service routes of high speed rails across the US?
Commercial corner
Every advertising executive in the past 3 years brainstorming commercials for any and all products: “I wonder if we can get Keke Palmer.”
Orchestra corner
A violin can play the highest note of the stringed instruments.
Disease corner
The people who call COVID-19 the “plandemic” say it like it’s a bad thing.
Sports corner
More sports need an equivalent of “Take Me Out To The Ballgame”—a period where everyone in attendance sings about how happy they are to be at a sporting…
Health corner
I went to the dentist for my yearly checkup, and my dentist told me, “It looks like you have one cavity.” And I said, “If you think that’s impressive…
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