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I WAS going to invite the Barenaked Ladies to my funeral, but after hearing “One Week,” I must admit that I’m having second thoughts.

17 hrs ago

Thoughts on the human condition

I feel disgusted whenever I see someone laughing in public.

Mar 1

February 2026

🇯🇲 Happy Jamaica week here at DINGER MAGAZINE!

Feb 28

Bad Bunny corner

“Bad Bunny?” The only Bad Bunny I know is that little rascal from the Trix commercials!

Feb 27

Hey, Northern Ireland!

I’m sorry, but you don’t get to name your conflict “The Troubles.” All conflict is trouble.

Feb 26

Imagine the most beautiful painting you’ve ever seen.

Feb 25

Juggling corner

I can’t juggle … unless you count juggling the two dates I took to the senior prom!

Feb 24

Mindfulness corner

Reminder for today: go outside and touch grass.

Feb 23

I bet the second guy who was swallowed by a whale but returned to shore via a divine miracle was kinda bummed when everyone was like, “Oh, you mean like…

Feb 22

Oh, these brains of ours!

Often, when I’m trying to stay awake, that’s when I fall asleep the fastest.

Feb 21

Spelling corner

You know how some words can be spelled two different ways, like check/cheque, or donut/doughnut?

Feb 20

Hey, I’ll get a ham and cheese sandwich, please.

Feb 19

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