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Immigration corner

The US is a nation of immigrants.

2 hrs ago

Famous last words

“Oh no, my head!

Jul 16

I like my women the same way I like my coffee: forcing me to use the bathroom in the morning right after I taste it so that I don’t have to worry about…

Jul 15

Sex with me is like improv: Yes!

Jul 14

Does anyone know of any places that are hiring?

Jul 13

“Dumpling?” Yeah, I guess I should … there wasn’t a lot of chemistry on our first few dates.

Jul 12

If people haven’t yet figured out who Banksy is, then I am Banksy, just FYI.

Jul 11

Personal hygiene corner

DINGER MAGAZINE has determined you are too stinky to read today’s post.

Jul 10

Higher education corner

I went to school to study how to make large, Japanese wrestlers more self-assured about their grunts and moans when they orgasm.

Jul 9

When I sleep, I dream that I’m flying.

Jul 8

At this airport,

Jul 7

Fall semester schedule

hey, just posting my fall schedule here, comment here if we have any classes together!

Jul 6

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