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C'mon, sheeple, we all know what chemtrails REALLY are

18 hrs ago

My older brother works as a school administrator, and let me tell ya, he really puts the “pal” in “principal.” My younger brother works in construction…

Dec 7

Confession corner :(

When I was younger, I covered my penis in peanut butter to try to trick myself into sucking my own dick.

Dec 6

Religion corner

I went to the Lids at the mall to try to buy one of those Pope hats.

Dec 5

What Woody Allen's Character from Manhattan would say if he sang the second verse of “Espresso” by Sabrina Carpenter

I don’t know.

Dec 4

What Woody Allen's character from Annie Hall would say if he sang the second verse of “Espresso” by Sabrina Carpenter

I’m working late / I’m Alvy Singer

Dec 3

A parody of "Born to Run" that only really works if Springsteen ever comes out as like a Covid conspiracy theorist guy, like a Joe Rogan or…

In the day, we sweat it out on the streets unencumbered by Covid-19

Dec 2

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Dec 1

November 2025

If I were Tom Petty, I would have changed the lyrics in “Free Fallin’” from “I’m a bad boy, ‘cuz I don’t even miss her” to “I’m a bad boy, ‘cuz I don’t…

Nov 30

All I want for Christmas

Nov 29

I don't mean to get too political here, BUT ...

DINGER MAGAZINE is formally endorsing Joe Biden for the 2024 election.

Nov 28

The black winter sky

Nov 27

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